May 2012
gnarly:
IT’S A GIRL NICKEL
resplendentgalaxies:
do you ever feel like your math grade is literally ruining your life
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my tumblr pet peeves:
automatic playing music
music that automatically starts
when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge
music on your page that just comes out of nowhere
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
hey there delilah what’s it like in T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕ F͎͕̄Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜ DḘ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕PT̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞F͎͕̄ H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕L̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅL̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚
