A Haiku About Getting Out of Bed
nerdgeekdweeb: No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No
rubychoosday: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever.
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
skyguy7 asked: Chie or Rei Hino from Sailor Moon. Thats who you remind me of.
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burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
I’m so tired, Katniss.– Mockingjay, p376 This like kills me everytime. Peeta is just a boy. He is a child who has been through more than any child or any person should ever have to. He doesn’t know what’s real and what’s fake and he doesn’t even remember how much he loved Katniss. He’s been tortured and beaten and placed...
tltty: the camera turned on while i was falling from a tree i am not a model
goldengatefridge: in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous in new york city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit these are there stories dun dun
thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME
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drawingguitarist: john-loves-his-daddy: i eat raw lemons like theyre apples i dont have enamel alright, you can go in.
DJ Khaled– DJ Khaled
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guys, i miss illinois so much it hurts. i miss makayla and my neighborhood gang. i miss youth group. i miss the corn. i miss knowing everyone in that small little town. i miss everyone knowing me. i miss being comfortable and safe and never having to worry about falling into a bad crowd… and yet, i know i can never go back. half of my friends are gone anyway, they’ve all moved or...