tsumugichan: I wanted to make a witty April fools post but I’m not funny enough so here have spongebob laughing with his tongue on April fools day
purse-owner: PERSONAAAAAA AA
avrillavignechronicles: “wafflez XD” avril lavigne typed on facebook as she hoped it would make her seem like a unique and wild girl who likes to have fun
themightynarwhal: santorum wasn’t going to say “nigger” he was going to say “nuggies” he’s not racist he’s just craving obama’s mcnuggies
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
manuel733: HOLY TITS! “FUCK THIS SHIT. OH MAH GAWD.”
abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What that is dumb...
it would be nice to have him.
woahitsandrew: hey baby
Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more...
math test: I've got 99 problems and you can't solve one
loki-dtothe-nthpower asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. AND THEN TAG 10 MORE PEOPLE! >:D
shooshington: the best way to a girl’s heart is through her fandoms
Anons are cute. Have fun, I will love you. I am a...
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
purse-owner: People sell their soul to the Devil But I sold mine to something worse